24 3 / 2012
Anonymous asked: Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
My boss won’t stop cursing- his computer blue-screened and he hasn’t hired a new IT guy yet, and he’s just got this awful mouth on him. I don’t like it when people curse, I guess. It’s irksome. Plus, when my boss is in a bad mood, the coffee machine on the ground floor stops working. There’s something supernatural going on there.
24 3 / 2012
Anonymous asked: Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
… well my father’s name was Albert…
05 3 / 2012
Anonymous asked: soooooooooooooo did you swallow for jim
As a matter of fact, Jim was very tactful. We didn’t do that kind of thing. And I’d prefer if you stopped asking questions of that nature.
05 3 / 2012
begformercythrice asked: Wouldn't you like some company given by a human? How about tea? I'm sure your lovely little cats can't offer you London's finest.
I miss human company :P
But it’ll take some really good convincing for me to even consider meeting people I met online.

01 3 / 2012
begformercythrice asked: Oh, Miss Molly... Are those cats keeping you company, darling?
Not sure who this is :/ but yes, Toby is quite the kitty-meat <3
23 2 / 2012
Anonymous asked: if you could go back in time and tell your younger self something, what would you tell them?
Do not take that job at that ice cream shop on 32nd street! You could never hold up that cheerful demeanor that’s expected of you there. It’s much easier to be happy when you work in a morgue <3
05 2 / 2012
abattoirsmile asked: It's Jim!
Jim from IT…
How did you find me here? Why are you talking to me?
30 1 / 2012
abattoirsmile asked: We should get coffee sometime, love. :D
Sorry, who is this? Do I know you?
29 1 / 2012
Sometimes I complain that my life isn’t a novel. Sometimes it’s because other people seem to be hiding something magical about their own lives. I like the cards I was dealt… But it’d be so much more fun to have a bad hand and have to struggle to make it good than to just be born with a medium hand and just stick with it. You know?